Bad Weekend :(

Ok, you wont believe my weekend! First, headed outta town, i get pulled over on Maricopa rd. Friday on the way down. I was only going 5 over so I was wondering why he was pulling me over? Mud Flaps. The stupid mud flap law. But I have to first tell you that I have a problem with another person with the same name and birthday as me. Alway a major problem at the border. The cop asked the same questions as at the border. "Have you ever been to Iowa? This guy has a rap sheet a mile long from child molesting, broken orders of protection, to DUI's. After an hour on the side of the road standing there in cuffs, he forgets why he pulled me over? Now im getting to RP very late!

So I get to RP much later than planned and after dropping off some couches etc at my house, we drive down the strip to see who's in town. Not a sole! dead weekend. I turn to go home and get pulled over in front of the ol sand bar! I had 2 beers while unloading furniture, etc. He says im drunk and have to go see the dr at the police station. I asked if I could just pay the fine with him (works most of the time) he says no. They cuff me and put me in the cop truck and my girlfriends son rides with the other cop in my truck. We get about 20 feet and a guy runs out in the street and a tranny hooker is jumping on his back throwing him to the ground. Trying to divert the attention a say "muey malos" and point at them. It works. The cop pulls over and cuffs the guys and puts them in the back of the truck. Thank God my friend Roy from the sand bar and a lady, I think the owner, come out to tell the cop that they guy in the back works for them. Then he see's me. The two of them spend about an hour trying to talk the cop into letting me go! Finally, the cop hands me my licence and says "drive home" Think he was very concerned about me being drunk? They really liked my truck!

On the way home tonight, we pulled up to the border expecting the same "Have you ever been to Iowa" and the usually 20 min. sitting at the both while they figure out that the guy on their screen is black and I am white. The guy just gives me our passports and says "have a nice day" I start my truck and he says "hold on, let my see your passport again". He says to turn off the truck as follow him to the back of my truck. He tells me to face the truck and put my hands behind my back as he cuffs me (third time in two days) and takes me inside to a holding cell. After about 20 min., He lets me out. They all say, "ya, ive seen you come through here alot. As a matter of fact you've crossed the border over 100 times in the last two years. So why the cuffs if you cleared me all those times? They all know me. Even the rude Mexican who cant speak english!

I made it home without any more handcuffs! We'll see what tomorrow brings!